Carne Asade nachos better than brussel sprouts, Science says

Carne Asade nachos better than brussel sprouts, Science says

UTC – Mexican food is the shit, and may be a holistic cure for June Gloom, new studies reveal.

“Experiments on lab chihuahuas show that guacamole actually binds with dopamine receptors in the brain,” says leading burritologist Howie H. Manfield at UCSD’s Tacocology Lab.  “With taco shops as ubiquitous as King Stahlman matchbooks, San Diegans are totally in luck.”

Manfield says his experiments have identified several other compounds in Mexican food that contribute to a healthy psyche, including tacodine, quesocaine, sourcreamium, various chipotloids, and polloasadic acid 25.

“We thought about isolating the active agents to be sold as over-the-counter supplements,” Manfield says.  “But that would be retarded.”

Hella Deep Background recommends El Zarape fish tacos, Lucha Libre Surf & Turf burritos, and Santana’s Achiote chicken tacos as a part of your daily health food regiment.

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